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If you want to get hold of me outside of blog comments, here’s what you do.

Twitter: lowcarbgrouch

Facebook: The Low-Carb Curmudgeon

(Note: I have a personal FB profile. Sometimes I add low-carbers back if they want to add me. I’m weird about it, though, so you’re better off joining the fan page.)

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